Feriepenge-helvede og frihed

Mor er alene hjemme. Vi holder ferie sammen i denne uge, og tidligere erfaringer siger, at vi hellere må give hinanden nogle pauser (fra hinanden). Faktisk er det præcis et år siden, vi var på vores meget mislykkede mini-ferie til Berlin. Jeg havde seriøst en forventning om at kunne slappe af med en 5 måneders-baby. Jeg var ikke bare skuffet, men også bundhysterisk (stakkels mand). Der går nok lidt tid før vi sådan forvilder os udenlands igen.

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I det mindste var det nemt at køre i tog dengang

Nå, nok om det. Jeg er nok bare sur, fordi jeg er på kaffeafvænning (tro på det), og skal ud at skaffe en bog til studiet, og rent faktisk lave noget i denne ferie (aka “modulpause”). Vejret indbyder til en cykeltur hen til biblioteket, men jeg er alt for træt (GIV MIG KAFFE NU).

Jeg har bestilt 8 timers fritid til afholdelse i dag. Lassefar fik det samme igår, så man kan godt sige, jeg havde sparet op til det. Der følger ikke feriepenge med. Dog har jeg fået 100 kr. af min mand til chips og dip (oh, de gode gamle kønsroller). Chips med dip, det var det eneste jeg skulle bruge denne dag på. Men chipsene kom jeg til at kværne i går, og jeg har ikke noget soyayoghurt, og den nærmeste butik, der forhandler det, ligger langt væk. Ååh, i-landsproblemer, skønt. Her kommer endnu et.

Når jeg har fri plejer jeg at kede mig. Men ikke i dag. Noget af formiddagen brugte jeg på at hænge i et kommunalt rør med en dame, som mindst tre gange gentog for mig, hvorfor vi skylder 2000kr. til Københavns Kommune for dagpleje i januar måned. Det skyldes de nye regler pr. 2016, hvor fripladstilskud beregnes måned for måned i stedet for på årsbasis. I genberegningen står der, at Lasse nu tjener 484000 kr. om året. Det lyder da bare super! Det i sig selv ville jeg ikke gøre indsigelse mod. Desværre er det bare ikke rigtigt. Systemet fungerer sådan, at de tager hans indkomst fra januar måned og ganger den med 12, og går ud fra det er det, han tjener om året. Altså tjente han 40000 kr. i januar (flot klaret på dagpenge). Grunden er, at halvdelen er feriepenge, som man får, når man stopper på en arbejdsplads. Spørgsmålet er så bare lige, hvor de er? De svæver tilsyneladende i den blå (sorte) luft (eller Feriekonto). Og man kan kun pille dem ned ved at lade sin nuværende arbejdsgiver lade en holde 4 ugers ferie. Hvilket Lasse sandsynligvis ikke får mulighed for, da han kun er ansat i 3 mdr. I følge hende damen kunne man også godt arbejde og holde ferie samtidigt?! Vi kunne vælge at acceptere opkrævningen, eller få feriepengene rykket til december sidste år, men så skulle hele årsopgørelsen laves om, og så skulle skatten ændres, og vi vil få regningen på et tidspunkt, bare med forsinkelse.

Anyways.. jeg fatter ikke meget af det her. Det virker så sort lige nu, alt det med penge og det offentlige. Det virker som om meget af det bare er tal, som rykker frem og tilbage. Lasse betaler til sin A-kasse, som udbetaler dapgenge til ham, så betaler han skat til staten, så giver skat penge tilbage, så får man tilskud af kommunen, så vil de have det tilbage igen, han betaler feriepenge af sin løn, så står de der et eller andet sted, og skal hives ud. Jeg får SU af staten, så betaler jeg skat af det, jeg får løn af folkekirken (som er staten?!), betaler kirkeskat til selvsamme, som får penge af staten, som jeg får SU af. Når jeg så bruger min SU, går den til en masse varer med afgifter på, som staten så får igen (og staten = os selv?!)

Når jeg får penge tilbage i skat, aner jeg ikke hvad der er foregået, og sådan har jeg det med meget af den offentlige administration. Ofte siger jeg bare ja og amen, fred være med det, bare jeg slipper for at skulle bruge mere tid på at hænge i telefoner og e-bokse.

Er jeg rigtigt voksen nu, mor?!

Alt det med penge virker så besværligt og absurd. Men så er det jo godt man ikke har så forfærdeligt mange.

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Flashback til Berlin, april 2015 (mænd med bæreseler <3 <3 <3)

 

 

 

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